We're living in a land of lush corn stalks, abandoned windmills, rolling pastures, tall prairie grass, and corn cribs. But things can get a little scary around here with our springtime tornados and flooding rivers.
We scream if we see a snake, and we're scared of spiders larger than the size of a pencil eraser. But we're ready to dig ourselves out of the next ice storm and blizzard that comes our way.
We don't have beaches and the warmth of the southern sun, but we have muddy rivers that we float down in cattle tanks and earn a good sunburn that way during the summer months.
We don't have tiki bars or much fine dining, but we have supper clubs and dive bars.
We don't do bottomless mimosas at brunch, but we love bottomless OJ and coffee at the local diner for breakfast served all day.
Welcome to the wild Midwest.
Our t-shirts are vintage washed and unisex for a relaxed comfy fit. Made from 100% cotton and professionally screen printed in rural west central Illinois.
Colors: vintage washed mustard with black graphic
Be careful buying just one. You may get addicted. We also can't make any guarantees that old farmers won't try to buy this vintage inspired t-shirt off your back at the local cafe. You've been warned!
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